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Adriana Figueroa - I'll Bend The Hell Out Of You (Legend of Korra Parody)
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tinysaurus:

…did this seriously just happen? Yes, yes it did. Sorry for further contributing to my massive Korra spam with my voice… But these parody lyrics by thecatbureau and legendofkorraholyshit’s image that inspired them were JUST TOO GOOD. Best song ever combined with my current obsession? I had to do it. No regrets. Enjoy, I guess.

Let’s get down to business to defeat Amon!

Water, Earth and Fire, but there’s still just one!
He’s the biggest douche I’ve ever met, and you can bet that by Book Two…

Amon, I’ll bend the hell out of you

Fiery as Azula and as tough as Toph,

Swift just like Katara, but as Aang, I’m off

I can’t meditate or be the leaf, but with three, it just won’t do

Somehow, I’ll bend the hell out of you!

I’m never gonna calm myself!

Gotta stay with Tenzin’s teachings -
But screw the rules! Pro-bending is my jam!

This guy’s got me scared to death -
Hope he doesn’t take my bending!

Now I really wish the Equalists would scram!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

Time is racing toward us, ‘til Amon comes forth!

Take to heart my training, and I’ll brave the storm!

He will never have his way with us! Benders, you know what to do,

Amon, we’ll bend the hell out of you!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,
I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

I must be as light as a flying lemur,

I must be calmer than most by far!

Must keep my temper and fear no other,

And soon I will be the next great Avatar!

(I kinda tweaked the parody lyrics to better fit my solo recording! It’s not by much, but you should go check out the original post cause it’s hilarious. ♥)

loki-cat:

i stared at this photo for 2 straight minutes

2

straight 

minutes

and burst out with the loudest laugh

i have ever emitted in my life

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tumblino:

vicktastic:

n0t-the-mexican-average:

brielizabethh:

andrewbreitel:

omg

omg I almost died laughing so hard

Omfg

omg I’m crying

I like nicki but this is beautiful good lord

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bethebestucanbe:

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS NOW AND GET IT ON THEIR BLOG. 

notkorra:

conversationparade:

not pictured: Tahno’s sports car filled with cheerleaders

MAKO AS MISTY

EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME

millionfish:

Worst avatar fan reporting in, hello. I wanted Tahno to move to Airbender island because he’s a lovable scumbag. 

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dinosaurplacenta:

i want this as my ringtone

i cant stop playing it

unicornwhores:

…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

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choronekos:

himapapaftw:

photoshopcswhore:

ubw:

potatosac:

wHAJT

oh mY GODS WHAT

VGKSLADHGSDKLVKLrgfvo%$#

WAHT JSUT HAPEPEN1?!?!?/

hWAT IS HAPPENAA>?A?A

choronekos:

orbitars:

broomwem:

orbitars:

orbitars:


x

pit stop 
do not fall for his bloody rugged handsome bara charms
he is going to die one day and leave you alone
all alone
no one will love you forervere threyere all gonna DIE

oh boy it’s this time of night again

don’t you dare



“Listen here, cum-slut,” Pit said, face flushed and breathing heavily as he sensually connected his fist with Magnus’ testicles.

I was almost shipping it and then I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

choronekos:

orbitars:

broomwem:

orbitars:

orbitars:

x

pit stop 

do not fall for his bloody rugged handsome bara charms

he is going to die one day and leave you alone

all alone

no one will love you forervere threyere all gonna DIE

oh boy it’s this time of night again

don’t you dare


“Listen here, cum-slut,” Pit said, face flushed and breathing heavily as he sensually connected his fist with Magnus’ testicles.


I was almost shipping it and then I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

all4hurricanes:

nice-bed-can-i-slytherin:


Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

forever living in America’s peen

I believe that is charlie

all4hurricanes:

nice-bed-can-i-slytherin:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

forever living in America’s peen

I believe that is charlie

revolutionator:

clumsyoctopus:

am i the only one seriously alarmed by what powers lime-bloods might have

like people who can commune with the dead, or control the minds of animals or other people, or use telekinesis, those are all perfectly easy to keep subjugated but these lime-bloods are WAY too powerful to let live?

what the fuck are they capable of

making their ships canon

zannyblogging:

loki-dokey:

fromthemargintothecenter:

angelaraee:

Will Smith discusses his family’s visit to the White House

AGHH I LOVE THEM ALL

JADEN, WILL, BARACK—

I LOVE YOU ALL

I never say it (and don’t know why) but I really REALLY love Will Smith

This is SO precious!

The three different kinds of exam takers.