This is important.
"I’ve heard several young hipsters tell me they’re socially-liberal and economic-conservative, a popular trend in American politics," he writes. "Well, I hate to break it to you buddy, but it’s economics and the role of the state that defines politics. If you’re an economic conservative, despite how ironic and sarcastic you may be or how tight your jeans are, you, my friend, are a conservative …"
Every time I hear “socially liberal and economically conservative” now, all I can think is I want to fuck whoever I feel like and fuck over everyone else.
(And yeah. Ten, fifteen years ago? That was me.)
well it’s about time fred got some character development
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
I STREETPASSED THIS PERSON
AND THIS WAS THEIR BASEMENT.
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS PERSON.
FUCK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.
imagine your icon holding you closely in their lap and stroking your hair, singing softly, “close your eyes and relax, think of nothing.”
i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.
i want to learn all of these things
The devil seems like a swell guy.
you’re damn right i am
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS